zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

(Source: terrorkion)

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan)