shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

(Source: sockleton)

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*


Nothing makes you look more suspicious than randomly laughing while doing science, because you know who else randomly laughs while doing science? Supervillians.


I was born in the wrong generation.

This generation is still racist as f*ck and I can’t download a pizza.

Wake me up in the year 3019.


the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know


you know your life has hit a new low when you discuss strategies for the kim kardashian game


moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog

they have seen things i am not proud of

(Source: queerrapidash)



mum, dad… i’m a jock.

the bible says adam and eve not ball is life

(Source: meladoodle)


*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*


i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

(Source: steakdaddy)