homosocks:

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

(Source: sockleton)

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

adventuresinchemistry:

Nothing makes you look more suspicious than randomly laughing while doing science, because you know who else randomly laughs while doing science? Supervillians.

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation.

This generation is still racist as f*ck and I can’t download a pizza.

Wake me up in the year 3019.

guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

wbuniqqa:

you know your life has hit a new low when you discuss strategies for the kim kardashian game

dorkstrider:

moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog

they have seen things i am not proud of

(Source: queerrapidash)

joshpeck:

meladoodle:

mum, dad… i’m a jock.

the bible says adam and eve not ball is life

(Source: meladoodle)

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

(Source: steakdaddy)